Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think
what no one
else
has thought. (Albert Szent-Gyorgyi)
Some good and not-so-good quotes by famous and
not-so-famous people.
(Geniuses make quotes and fools repeat them.)
- It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
- There are no such people as government workers, only government employees.
- The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted.
- Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. (Benjamin Franklin)
- Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. (Charles de Gaulle)
- No man's life, liberty , or property are safe while the government is in session. (Mark Twain)
- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- The more you've got, the more trouble you've got.
- Jobs done in halves are never done right.
- Preparation is half the battle.
- The more I know, the more I know I don't know.
- "Sorry" only counts for that which it cannot alter. (Benjamin
Disreali)
- Smile oft. Speak gently. Be kind. (Edgar Cayce)
- It's better to be alone wishing you were with someone than with
someone and wishing you were alone.
- A sign at a garage:
We can do GOOD, QUICK and CHEAP work. You can have any two but not
all three.
- GOOD QUICK work won't be CHEAP.
- GOOD CHEAP work won't be QUICK.
- QUICK CHEAP work won't be GOOD.
- Amateurs built The Ark and Professionals built the Titanic
- Love many, trust a few but always paddle your own canoe.
- Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves
up and hurry off as if nothing happened. (Winston Churchill)
- Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.)
- Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. (Dwight D. Eisenhower)
- I've never let schooling interfere with my education. (Mark Twain)
- Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is
what you get from not reading it.
- Good judgement comes from experience and experience, ... well that
comes from poor judgement.
- "Luck" is the residue of good planning. (Frank Barone)
- If I have an apple and you have an apple and we exchange apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas. (George Bernard Shaw)
- Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not
smart enough to know they were impossible. (Doug Larson)
- Some people say that there is no difference between man and a jackass.
But this wrongs the jackass. (Mark Twain)
- To say that he is stupid would be very insulting to the word
"stupid".
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.
- ...And in conclusion I have one thing left to say, but before I say
that let me say this... (Dave Broadfoot)
- I've been called worse things by better people. (Pierre Trudeau)
- The man is so drunk I can hardly see him.
- To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be
the world.
- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a
rat. (Lily Tomlin)
- A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original
dimension. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
- Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- Regardless of how much patience we have, we would prefer never to use
any of it.
- Guaranteed not to rust, crack, split, peel or bust.
- If you take a sick, starving dog and make him well and prosperous he
will never bite you. That is the main difference between a dog and a man.
(Mark Twain)
- You get nothing for nothing and very little for a cent.
- Those who know the least always seem to know it the loudest. (Andy
Capp)
- From Hollywood Squares: True or false. Experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant.
George Gobel: True, and I think I voted for six of them.
- Distance adds splendor.
- They say that 60% of people can't do basic mathematics. Well what
about the other 85% who can?
- Thrift is a marvelous virtue, especially in an ancestor.
- Eaten bread is soon forgotten.
- The only thing that bugs me is critics. Its like shooting at a flying
saucer as it tries to land, without giving the occupants a chance to
identify themselves. (Jimi Hendrix)
- Beauty without vanity,
Courage without ferocity,
And all the virtues of man without his vices. (Lord Byron on his
Newfoundland dog)
- A dog thinks that it's owners are family, but a cat thinks they're
staff.
- I'd rather be a failure at something I loved than a success at
something I hated. (George Burns)
- A dog is NOT "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the
canine species than to describe it as such. (John Holmes)
- Familiarity breeds contempt.
- Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance. (Confucius)
- Grief will take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you
must have somebody to divide it with. (Mark Twain)
- Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
- Gain enlarges rather than satisfies the appetite.
- For each man who lifts, there are twenty who lean.
- The smallest hole will eventually empty the largest container. Unless,
of course, it is made for drainage in which case it will clog. (One of
Murphy's numerous Laws)
- There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. (Chris Rock)
- Your freedom to swing your arms ends where my nose begins.
- A big blow from a stranger hurts less than a small blow from a friend.
(Yiddish proverb)
- If everything seems to be going well, you probably don't know what's
going on.
- Anyone silenced by an opinion does not necessarily agree with that
opinion.
- After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.
- Bad company corrupts good morals. (1 Corinthians)
- It is the "try" that is more often counted for righteousness and not
the success or failure. (Edgar Cayce)
- It's much easier to be critical than correct. (Benjamin Disreali)
- Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Great Moments in Science:
Einstein discovers that time is money. time = $$$
- If you live to be 100 years old you've got it made because very few
people die at that age. (George Burns)
- I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hold on
to, I might fall down. (George Burns)
- I was so smart in school that my teacher was in my class for 5 years.
(George Burns)
- A dairy farmer after being asked if his milk was fresh: "If that milk
were any fresher it would be grass."
- WORRY is an old man with a bent head
Carrying a sack of feathers he thinks is lead.
- Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left
undone. (Pablo ~ (1881-1973, Spanish Artist))
Some variations on familiar quotes
- A fool and his money are some party.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
- He's just a wolf in cheap clothing.
- A cut above the best.
- Fully equipped with all the latest inconveniences.
- An ounce of perception is worth a pound of obscure. (Rush)
Th...Th...Th...That's all folks. (Porky Pig)
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